Friday, September 18, 2009

another post

uh, firstly, the previous post was supposed to be "uber day", okay?

secondly, i forgot something ( DUH ). uhh.... wud did i forget... oh yeah! when i went back home, my mum aksed me like why i didn't do my work. hmm, guess she forgot monday was a holiday. then, i shifted my mum's working computer out into the living room ( and my brother did the same. the leech. . so then we started to play side by side. we played "colony", which tristan recommended me to, because getamped had some stupid bug and was down for maintenance. sht. then, later in the day, at like 4 .30, we went down with our grandma to burn the incense. of course, we sneaked out like $2 to but drinks from the downstairs provision shop. i bought a can of 7-up while my bro bought a f&n grape. bottle, of course. then, well, we had a problem while trying to light the red candles thingies. because it was kinda drizzling and the wind was strong, we could not light the candles. so, my grandma stuck it into the metal thing. lolx.

so then at like 5.30 i went down with my brother to play basketball with a friend i knew from k2, leslie. we played until 6.30. we played basketball for a while, but then we switched to soccer when 4 other guys came along. hmm, i haven't played basktetball for like a year already, so i kinda sucked. and by "played", i meant "practice". hmm. before we started playing, though, i finished 2/3 of my 7-up and gave it to leslie. i kinda offered it to him. of course, since i don't really dare to share my saliva, i gave him the whole can. to think that after he drank it, he threw the can on the ground. speaking of that, while my granda was trying to light the candles with the match, she was kinda littering because she threw the used ones on the floor. hmm.

so after like 20 minutes of playing basketball and then soccer, my brother went up while i stayed. the chicken. he brought some cash down and bought us hundred- pluses. yay. i lost to a boy shorter than me at goalkeeping.... i kinda suck in all sports... especially in being an attacker in soccer. i remember when i was pri 3, my friends from kong hwa would always play at the , uh, the outside of the field. i would always be the goalkeeper because

1. i sucked at attacking

2. i love goalkeeping

so yeah.

uh, now i gotta go because my DAD is screaming at me. lolx

UBER DYA! WOO HOO

YAY! today, i went to school for the PSLE LC. It was a lot easier than i expected. hmm. i mean, the pp's i got for CL were MUCH harder than this. i was only in dount for 1 or 2 questions. lolx.

for chinese, the texts (some of them) were repeated in many compre's, like the broken bucket thing ( bucket has holses, has flowers). but they changed it a little, like the farmer panted some flower seeds.

Then, for english, one of the texts was a repeated topic in chinese compre's. it was about the guy coming to the town with no money to buy 2 boiled eggs. then, he sneaks out and when he finds a job, he goes back to pay for it. but, the shop guy tells him that the eggs would have hatched and stuff like that. lolx.

But, what really made me like angry was that we went there at 7.30 and went home at 12. shit. the thing was only like a total of 1h, but we had to wait thr and read books and other crap. crap it larh...


Oh yeah, this morning, my mum woke me up at 7.35. then, she went back to sleep. my brother was still sleeping, so i thought she was gonna send us to school. then,woke my brother up at 7.40, when i finished changing and stuff. so then i realised that he didn't have school, so i was like "Oei, nicolas, wake up! you're going to be late ler. wait a sec, you don't have school today right?". then he nodded and went back to sleep. awkward...

you know, i think i have kinda matured ler. i am beginning to create sick jokes, probably thanks to tristan. and by thanks, i mean wanting to strangle him, because my "innocence" reputation is going to be ruined. hmm. ah well, i guess i'll try to resist myself from cracking those jokes. for example, this morning, tristan was sitting behind me, right? so then he takes out his blue book and i said " stop playing with your blue thingy!" and he hits me. then, he takes out his bluw water bottle, so i say " wow, your thingy is blue *hits me*, can hold 200ml of water *hits me*, wide *hits me*, detachable *hits me*, and has a wide nozzle hose! *whacks me*"
hehe.

oh yeah, i exchanged books with tristan today because i have had my book for a year now without changing it becuz i'm just too lazy, as many people know. hehe.

and then, during recess, something idiotic happened. ok, so i was early to go back to the hall to assemble during recess ( 15 min early ). so then the 2 idiots, anders and yi guo come. they take out tristan's bottle and kinda play with it. but then, while yi guo was taking it out from tristan's bag, anders went to flip it. the idiot. so then water flew everywhere. worst of all, it fell onto my pants (NOT in the middle). damn. it took me a long time to make it evaporate. also, when tristan came back, he asked who peed there. lols.


oh yeah, i was framed today. 2 times. ok, so QX brings this book called hero.com, right? then, when he's not looking,m tristan takes it and stuffs it into my hands. 2 times. curse him.

And then, ting wei was missing today. he came to school, but before the chinese LC, which was first, we were supposed to go to the toilet. but, he went and never came back for a while, like 10 mins. so then the teachers go frantic and search for him. they send jonny to go to the boy's toilet and found him there.hehe.

also, the 6n peeple (some) were idiots today. they played with TOPS ( not t-shirt top, but top tops) lolx.

Oh, and by the way, this is ALSO the end-of-the-day-post because i am posting right before i go to bed. bye bye.

P.S - i didn't go to the washroom because, as you know, i have a steel guilt-holder thingy. i also have a steel bladder. lolx

bye bye, and for once, my grandma is not screaming at me!

Previous-end-of-the-day-post

uh... hehe, i didn't write a end-of-the-day post yesterday. hehe, so yeah. i think its because i wrote my post AT the end of the day and it compromised of everyting. hehe. so uh... yeah.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Normal Day

Hmm... let's see, forgotten homework, check, lots of homework, check, funny moments, check, sick jokes, check, the insultion of keith, check, bullied my brother, check! yep, it's a normal day! so, i started my day with my mum waking me up to tell me that she was gonna send me to school. but, the car was parked at east coast. so, at 6.50, she walked to east coast and said she would call me and my brother when she reached. then, after five minutes or so, my brother realised that her phone was flat. so, we panicked and quickly went down.

Did i mention that she wanted us to bring her laptop and her jacket down? we forgot, but SHE forgot too!lols. so then she arrives at 7.11. i was obviously going to be late so i asked why she was so late. then, she showed me a cup of cold milo and a burger she bought from east coast mcdonald. i was so damn mad, because i didn't have the time to eat it and to the fact that she almost made me late for a burger. so, she wanted me to finish half the milo and eat ther burger during recess and she stuffed the burger into my bag. hmm. then, after we finishe school, i remembered about the burger and took it out. sadly, the idiots from 6n and some from 6m tokk it and threw it. curse them.

hmm, what else... oh yeah! i did not finish the pp 12 booklet 2 and some of the HCL PSLE. forgot about the compre's earlier in the book. meh. then, we started off with 3 periods of english... NOOOO!!!

... i ate a bit of rice for dinner only... now i'm SOOO hungry! ah well, gotta starve, i guess. hmm, although my popo cooked awesome "pai gu" and fish cakes and vegetables. they were AWESOME.

regarding homework : CRAP THE TEACHERS!!!!!!!! LLS gave us 5 practice papers, mrs ngoh gave us 2 practice papers, ms leong gave us 1 practice paper and mr wong gave us 2 practice papers... zomg so much homework. then again, monday is hari raya puasa. oh yeah, one of the practice papers ( henry park one, other 1 is nanyang de) was told by mrs nhoh not to do. then, during remedial, she told me n daryl n anders and isabelle to do the stupid paper. damn.. it was kinda "sao xing" because i got more homework. ah well. as usual, my popo is scolding me now, so bye. prepare to get another post because i will forget something.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

stuff

MAN! i just typed out the whole thing and then blogger had some stupid prob, so i'm typing this in a hurry.

when i walked out to brush my teeth ( unlike you peeple ) i saw my brother eating mushroom soup. it was prepared by our mum. curse him. he didn't eat dinner just now. normally, when i do that, i have to starve.stupid child biasness.


note: this is not true. i do NOT skip dinners and i don't starve, only occasionally. but the rest IS true, though. so yeah.

End-of-the-day-post

Um....heh, i don't really have anything to write. uh.... let's see.... oh yeah! no wait.... Oh yeah!... um... my mum has gastric for the past 2 days and she has been like going to the toilet every 5 mins. AND... she poops out GREEN STUFF! then she worried me by saying that she had a friend who had a dog that pooped green stuff. then, it died, so yeah. but, never mind, i'm not really worried. hmm.... there's nothing else, really....hmm.... why do i keep saying hmm???hmm...aww i did it again!bleh, can't wait for tomorrow's school ( by that i mean REALLY dun wanna wait ). why do we even have to go to school!!! hmm, maybe in 20 years time, they will create a helmet that makes school last for a second. heh, by then i won't be in p6 ler... hmm. AWW AGAIN. bye bye, peeple

Some Stuff

as you can see from the title, this is some stuff. so, yeah. today, liang lao shi banned the yoyos ( ok not EXACTLY banned but dun allow students to play during class). lols. luckily, i leave my yoyo (yes, i have 1 due to peer pressure ) at home. hehe. oh yeah, and a few weeks ago there was a 7 month dinner. i and my brother brought our yoyos along. so then my mum's good friend came along. she brought her 2 kids. then, we played the yoyo and they got so envious that they pestered her mum to buy them 1. lols. i'm a devil. so then a few days ago my mum's friend went to tell my mum it's all her fault, which is a good thing because i get to make peeple miserable and make my mum feel guilty. hehe. i don't really have guilt. my guilt-holder thingy has a steel guilt-holder. lolx

ooh so my mum just told me she sh**ted in her jeans yerterday lols. she has diarrhea and gastric. i think the gastric flu is spreading, i mean tristan got it too...hmm...

MSN

this is a reply to some of the pms on MSN that i think are idiotic


Wen Li - In my opinion, all things that my mother cook is defined at "Cure-for-inability-to-vomit"

Juline - DUDE(T) YOU'RE SERIOUSLY OUTDATED!! 10th AUGUST?!!!!!! and what's with the milo thing....

Isabelle - I HATE GUAVA!! pineapple is my favourite. and where did that quote come from???

Yi Ern - wads that supposed to mean

Yi Guo- uh.... its kinda cunfusing if your pm is your pm then it would be like an endless cycle.

Tristan - yeah, like YOU are stressed. you didn't even attend school! see the homework and then see who's more stressed.

Stupid Homework

Hmm... on the last post which i posted about what i forgot, i for got something.

damn, theres still the HCL homework, which is gonna take off my tuition tonight ( sad, for once because this tuition is fun). damn.


Oh, and YM just reminded me on MSN, to all readers of this blog, I HAVE A SHORT ATTENTION SPAN, so don't expect me to write everything in one go. so there. bleh. i mean, short attention span ppl have it HARSH. for example, i want to write everything on this blog before i sleep. but, when i sleep, i ALWAYS think of somethintg new. then, i'll have problems sleeping. i curse myself.

Forgotten Stuff

I forgot about stuff to tell you on the previous post and can't be bothered, so here's the stuff

yesterday, after we had finished SS, we walked along a corridor and found a grasshoppe sticking horizontally to 6L's outside wall!!! ( then again, it might be 6K's i dunno hw to differentiate, but it was the 1 beside our class ) it was cool! i was kinda scared because it could jump at me while i was walking past, so i ran past. then, it flew away and almost hit daryl. lols.

oh yeah, and today the library was closed. i don't know why...... wanted to do my Sit writing and EL booklet 2 inside, so i had to go to the study area, and guess who i found there. RS and Jonny. those 2 workaholics. man. they were already doing their science!! then, i was late for english because for some freaky reason, out lesson started at 9.50 instead of 9.55 ( early recess, but we went off at 9.25!!!) so yeah, i think the class got 5 minutes of their recess ripped off. heh. oh, and i was kinda screwed today because i took pp11 and 12 booklets a home with me yesterday. they were QX, YM, and nicole's. i was kinda dead but apart from QX the others got the papers from Mr wong. it was kinda awkward... to know that it was my fault. oh yeah, and today my sc pp12 booklet a sucked!!! i got like 7 questions worng, man. but,then again, it was hard and i beat jonny. he got 8 wrong. wow, jonny's standards are decreasing, man. meh, maybe for PSLE i beat hime lols (fat chance) bb, doing my SC paper now. kinda hard, the pp12.

Average Day

Hmm... today was quite average, except for some stuff.

At school, we went through the CL and HCL booklets. man... LLS gave som uch work...AND IT'S STILL BECAUSE OF JONNY!!! LLS was about to give only ONE specimen paper, but then the idiot told LLS that we didn't finish the previous one. So, LLS gave the whole thing to us, which accummulated to at least 3 compre's. man.... although, there was an UPside! i erased 3 of my names that were on the board. WOOHOO! it was zuo wen 9, sit writing, EL paper 2 and some other stuff. yay! so then at math, we were supposed to do the PSLE booklet( ratio and proportion ), but i relised that i had done it ler. mrs ngoh left my booklet somewhere and went to take it. it was that time i realised it. lols. oh yeah, and maths took over SS today, which was GOOD. also, there was some sad news. sadly (duh), i got only 82.5 for my catholic highpaper. crap. could have gotten 12.5 more marks...

there was something funny today too. during ms leong's period, the whole class got back their wet market compo. so then we were supposed to exchange papers to mark the corrections. but, mine ws already marked, and there were idiotic mistakes!! ><. for example, i was supposed to write " as it was my first vist, i stepped gingerly and piched my nose", but instead i wrote " i stepped gingerly and picked my nose". SHT!!!! everyone laughed... ah well, anyways, there was somethin funnier. i promised YM that i would post this on my blog, so yeah. so after we exchanged papers, i found out that YM and jonny exchanged papers. so then the queue started to form( the ppl in it wanted to ask Ms leong questions ) and Jonny went to queue. Then, jonny asked YM to hurry because it was almost their turn. so then, YM said "i'm comin dear,"!!! OMG! HE ACTUALLY SOUNDED LIKE A HOUSEWIFE!!!!

Also, we got back our class photos today. here were a few errors ( not my names, but still ) like chin synn ( i previously thought it was SYE!!!! ) khee ( or kee, cant remember ) JOSAH ( instead of joash ) IT WAS SO FUNNY! and then there was ada lai en'qi. i dunno if that was an error but, yeah. also, i noticed that YM's nostrils looked extremely big, and his eyes were small( characteristics of a nerd ). so you should ALL buy it for rememberance of his big nose. and other stuff. like me. heh.
... what else... oh well, eating that sticky sticky thing that is eaten with orange sugar (don't know its name ). it has 4 colours, white, pinkish red, brown and green. bb, until tonite or when something interesting comes out.

By the way, today's home work was HCL and CL PSLE booklet, el compo RECORRECTIONS,uh... oh yeah and sc pp 12 booklet B. bb. for now. bye. ... i like cookies n cream

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Ending-Post-Of-The-Day

So uh... this is my "ending-post-of-the-day" and since it's day-ly, i have to type everyday, so yeah. well, i just finished doing my homework and i'm proud that i finished ALL of it. And, uh well i added a new feaure to the blog - the fish. uh...wad else.... oh yeah i actually finished my work in like 1.5 hours!!! that's a feat because my tuition took up 3 hours, i had to eat and bathe and by the time i was finished, it was like 9. so then it took me 2h to finish. but, i smelled awesome. i think my mother replaced the soap or something... the dettol natural smelled like johnson's bath thing. OH YEAH!! i remember that she bought a refill pack yesterday... no wonder i smelled so good.... heh. also, in my free time, i combined the "kerasys" and "head and shoulders" ( some stupid brands of shampoo my mom bought) shampoo to make a super nice smell. it cleanses and smells!!!

Ah well, like 2 days ago, my mom AND my popo are gonna scream at me any moment now... my mom needs the computer to check on hotels in Beijing for my family's holiday to Beijing for skiing this December. Can't wait! Oh uh, she's comin. BB, person who's reading this post. ^.^

Some random stuff

Facts

DID YOU KNOW -

My brother is called Nicolas

He, now primary 3, has about 5 girlfriends ( accordin to me )
- Chloe
- Sarah
- Allison
- Tan Gek Yin
- Some other girl

Hehe, this post was just to humiliate him. Also, he always takes a long time in the toilet. My family had suspicions about him being a girl and putting on his make-up, but we found out that he was only playing with bubbles.

Note - if you do not see me in the next week, please go to the police station and tell them about my brother because its the only lead they'll need.

STUPID BLOG TEMPLATES

Meh... for the past half an hour i've been trying to upload a stupid blog template. Its a pig-themed template and it's, well pink. although pink is demmed "girly", it looks cool with the pigs, but the stupid blogger won't accept it. Damn.

YAY!!! Blogger finally managed to accept the skin. i took this one because there was a problem with the pig. WOO HOO

DAMN!!! apparently, if i change my blogskin, i won't be able to put tools and stuff. man.... so i'm reverting to the old skin

Roller Coaster Day

Today was a roller coaster day. It was neither awesome or crapped up. This morning, my mum sent me and my brother to school. She told me she got a gastric because she ate her dinner at 11 yesterday. Then, i was like "huh? i don't remember you eating out..." then she said she ate at home. i TOTALLY forgot, so it was kinda funny. also, i forgot that she had her stupid japanese calss yesterday. Uh.

Then, at school, it was depressing. again. but, then again, it was not as depressing as yesterday. i got lesser (but still a lot) homework and i didn't hand up quite a lot too. hmm.

jonathan made a fatal mistake today, though. he chose the "chong yang" answer instead of something in his PSLE Chinese booklet. guess what - it was for DOGS. so then QX said that is his parents were dogs, then is mum was a ____________. so then keith said jonathan was a S.O.A.B (figure that out yourself).hehe. oh yeah, then we got back our HCL zuo wen today. it freaked me out. apparently, i got 24 and so did jonathan, and his zuo wen was WAY better than mine. it's either i got better or he got worse. huh.

i also realised that i didn't bring my PSLE math booklet. i asked my grandma to bring it for me during recess. ah.....the power of living 1km away from the school. ^^. oh yeah, and then keith talked about strings hen QX played with the featureliser string thingy. i don't know what was sick about that until keith mentioned "G-strings". it's kinda sick. then, i told him (if i remember correctly,) "you lend him lah- you got so many." heh.

Oh yeah, i forgot. my zuo wen i got 24, and my paper 2 i got um... 45. so my total is 69 ( SUPER CRAPPED UP ). yeah, i suck. and then i got back the FPSP group project and my portfolio today. it was AWESOME. my FPSP i got 16.5 while my portfolio i got 12. it may look suckish to you (even though there's no one looking at my blog now) but adding that to my mid-year exam marks(dunno/40) and my prelim marks (47/50) i passed 70%!!! that means i, if not wrong, get to keep my GEP status. woo yeah. And to top it off, there was no chinese remedial. then, ms leong said that there was no english remedial on Thursday, but then keith went to say something that made ms leong change her mind. CURSE THE KEITH> AND THE JONNY. we were going through our PSLE booklet, English. we went through the tribe compre. then, when i was about to get 2 marks for a question, jonathan went to go and point out a mistake. stupid jonathan. but, then again, i humiliated keith because ms leong went to show his booklet, then mine. hehe.

Oh yeah, i want to make this blog a little more informal, so i'm gonna start calling my grandma "popo" and mrandpa "ah gong" and jonny "jonny" and well yeah. bye bye, gotta go have my tuition now... it's gonna be for like 3 hours... don't know how i'm gonna finish my school work... oh and by the way i just bought a gear called heat buster on getamped. for those idiots who don't know what that means it's a game. it can be used with android. SO COOL!!!

Oh yeah, and YG told me something i forgot. Today, YM was staring at Keith's as. i wonder what YM was thinking....lols

Monday, September 14, 2009

My Grandpa's Birthday!!!

YAY! Today is my grandfather's birthday. He's turning 59 already! Although it's his birthday today, me and my family celebrated it yesterday. It was real fun as all the people in my family gathered for a special lunch. Next year, he will turn 60 and it will be a really big event. I can't wait! Yesterday, we went to a restaurant in Novena. I think it was called "Zhou's Kitchen", if i'm not wrong. The food was GREAT!!! For roughly $14, i could eat a dim sum buffet. there was dessert, crab, fried brinjal and lots of other stuff. One word: AWESOME

Back to today, school was a disaster... why are Mondays SO depressing??? there was SO MUCH HOMEWORK to be handed up, and a lot more homework was given today! Luckily, I managed to finish it. Adding to that, I did not hand in my HCL PSLE Booklet. Meh, i had to buy it and finish 12 pages! well, i guess it serves me right, huh.

By the way, next week is my mum's birthday. That's more work for me, writing a card and stuff... CRAP! Oh yeah, i almost forgot- I made a "hong bao" for my grandfather, but because i don't earn anything yet, he didn't accept it. Then, I said "But I am earining my salary! Mummy gives me my allowance mah..."

Hehe... anyways, i got to go now. My grandma is literally SCREAMING at me. Ah well, bye bye.